1 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:26,039 If you'd be so good as to follow me, 2 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:27,519 ladies and gentlemen. 3 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:30,919 So the game begins, huh? 4 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:36,119 Thanks a lot. 5 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:45,159 You're all here, marvellous. 6 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:47,079 Luncheon is served 7 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:49,839 with a side dish of... 8 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:55,039 ...murder! 9 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:02,119 Now, first of all, meet your detective, 10 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:04,959 actor and national treasure Anthony Hart, 11 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:06,839 or, as you know him, 12 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:09,599 Elliot Flame from television's "Phoenix." 13 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:12,399 Um, Aunt Hel, 14 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,879 I thought I was supposed to play the victim? 15 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:16,839 You were. 16 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:17,959 Dad? 17 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,679 {\an8}Thunder rumbling ] 18 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:41,479 {\an8}One fatal stab to the heart. 19 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:43,199 {\an8} 20 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:45,119 {\an8}DS Mallowan. 21 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:46,599 {\an8}Ah, nice of you to join us. 22 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:47,879 {\an8}We were expecting you half an hour ago. 23 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:49,199 {\an8}I know, I know, car trouble. 24 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:50,879 {\an8}But don't worry, sir, I'm on it. 25 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:54,759 {\an8}I just gotta order a new part, well, a really old part. 26 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:57,119 {\an8}A detective needs a car that works not a mobile skip. 27 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:58,679 {\an8} Absolutely, sir, great point, 28 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:00,759 {\an8}couldn't agree more. 29 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:03,959 Now, half the guests were on a garden tour all morning 30 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:05,559 so we've ruled them out and sent them home. 31 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,319 But we need statements from the others 32 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:09,199 and the Chief Super wants this wrapped up 33 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:11,439 as quickly as possible to keep the eyes of the press off us. 34 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:12,959 It'll be like a circus here tomorrow. 35 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:15,439 You're saying I've only got 24 hours? 36 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:16,439 What? No. 37 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:17,559 Aww. Can you? 38 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:18,799 Makes it feel proper dramatic. 39 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:21,519 Look, wrap this up quickly, 40 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:23,799 and keep the force from press scrutiny, 41 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:26,359 and that promotion's as good as yours. 42 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:27,879 Great, where's Chaudhry? 43 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:29,359 Farming dispute. 44 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:31,599 Gibsons and the Lewis' out near Cefnisel. 45 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,799 It's all kicked off there. I've got to go too. 46 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,559 Two officers for warring farmers? 47 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:38,399 No. Kayleigh's been suspended from school 48 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:39,799 for spreading malicious rumours 49 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:41,439 about a teacher which I happen to know 50 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:43,119 are perfectly true but that's besides the point. 51 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:44,759 Well, don't worry, sir. I've got it down here. 52 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:46,439 Right, thanks. Keep me posted. 53 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:50,159 Oh, also, you two were teenage girls once, 54 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:53,599 say hypothetically your father locked you in a police cell 55 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,679 to teach you about responsibility. 56 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:58,039 do you think that would be a good life lesson or...? 57 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:00,120 - No. - No. 58 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:01,519 Okay. 59 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:07,359 Right, cause of death, stab wound directly to the heart. 60 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:08,999 Angle of entry suggests the killer 61 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,159 was standing in front of him, no defence wounds. 62 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:13,479 Interesting detail about the weapon, though. 63 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:16,079 It's not a knife, it's a letter opener. 64 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:18,879 Other strange detail. He's wearing makeup. 65 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,479 Foundation over his left eye. 66 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:22,079 Someone punched him. 67 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:24,199 Fairly recently from the look of it. 68 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,879 - Anthony Hart. -Mm. 69 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:28,960 Legend. 70 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,719 Sounds wrong to say but I thought he was already dead. 71 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,479 Me too! 72 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,279 Can I go home? 73 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:42,959 This is a murder investigation. 74 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:44,519 Nobody is going to leave this house 75 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:46,600 until I've taken a statement. 76 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:49,399 Look at the police notebook, honey. 77 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:50,919 The attention to detail. 78 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:53,639 I'm not sure I buy those shoes on a cop though. 79 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:57,599 Okay, er, sorry, what are both your names? 80 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:59,840 Huh? Oh. 81 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:03,799 Well, uh, I'm Tannis Fairweather, 82 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:06,239 owner of a South African diamond mine. 83 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:07,919 Patty and Bill Marcus. 84 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:09,839 I keep trying to explain to him 85 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,479 that this isn't part of the game. 86 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:14,839 It's not. It's absolutely not. Someone died. 87 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:17,239 Sure "officer." 88 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:19,799 Okay, erm, can everyone apart 89 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:21,999 from the family of the deceased please wait outside? 90 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,359 - Right. - Gladly. 91 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:25,359 I need a drink. 92 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,119 Who would want to kill dad? 93 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:29,039 It's horrible. 94 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:31,199 So you both live here with Anthony? 95 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:34,239 Uh, no, ugh. No, I live in Ibiza. 96 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,319 I am only here because dad came home. 97 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,639 My brother came back last month. 98 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:41,799 He'd signed up to do these events for a year. 99 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,559 This is the Hart family home. 100 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:46,759 Oh good, that'll be him. 101 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:48,359 I asked a friend to come round. 102 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:50,879 I need someone to be with me. 103 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:52,399 This is a murder scene, 104 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:54,319 you can't be inviting random people along. 105 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:57,799 He's not a random person. He's a very dear old friend. 106 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,159 Oh, right! Why didn't you say so? 107 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:07,439 Oh, Johnny, my hero. 108 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,600 Fighting through the rain to comfort me. 109 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:14,279 Helena, it's just so awful. 110 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:16,559 Anthony, murdered? 111 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,599 Unthinkable, isn't it? 112 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,199 I've got a house full of strangers 113 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,600 and I just needed someone familiar. 114 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:26,479 Oh. 115 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:29,719 Um, well, I, uh, I know what you're going through 116 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,639 and the last thing you want to be doing is cooking 117 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:35,399 so I picked some food up. 118 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:38,679 Oh, Johnny. 119 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,919 This is why I needed you. 120 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:43,000 You understand me. 121 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,559 I think you may be one of the few people 122 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:46,919 I've never understood. 123 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:53,679 Erm, can I have a word with Johnny is it? 124 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,760 Mm. 125 00:05:58,080 --> 00:05:59,759 This is your new case, is it? 126 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,599 Yes and it's very time sensitive. 127 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,359 If I wanted your help, I would have called. 128 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:06,079 Oh, yeah, dial-a-lackie of course, yeah. 129 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:09,119 It's been quite a bit of time since you pestered me, 130 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,159 I thought perhaps you'd passed me over 131 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:13,240 now that you're up and running. 132 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:17,959 Hey! If you're going to touch evidence, glove up. 133 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:22,279 Oh, these horrible things, gah! 134 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:25,559 Make me look like an ageing smurf. 135 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:27,640 - Eww, ugh! - Okay. 136 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:33,199 Interesting murder weapon, though, isn't it, eh? 137 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:38,319 A table covered in steak knives, yet, they use a letter opener? 138 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:40,799 It tells us that the weapon is significant, 139 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,799 pregnant with meaning to our malefactor. 140 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:46,679 Or they just grabbed it from the house. 141 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:48,319 Helena's not the type to own a letter opener. 142 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,199 Precision's not in her armoury, 143 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:52,719 she'd tear her envelopes open, 144 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:54,800 a very passionate woman. 145 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:59,079 Is she now, John Chapel? 146 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:01,399 Is that why you're here? 147 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:03,879 To get a leg over? 148 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:06,519 No, I am not here to "get my leg over" 149 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:08,600 you appalling vulgarian. 150 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:12,960 Helena is a dear friend. We actually met through Anthony. 151 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:16,439 Some of my happiest memories are in this house. 152 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:18,399 So you were mates? 153 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:22,279 Very good mates, for a while. Then, sadly, bitter rivals. 154 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:25,079 "Phoenix" on ITV, "Caesar" on the BBC. 155 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:27,239 - It got quite feisty. -Hm. 156 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:29,079 Well, he won in the end. 157 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:32,759 What?! You think Anthony Hart was more successful than me 158 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:34,839 because he chose to defect to America? 159 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,639 Why didn't you ever go to America? 160 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:38,319 Oh I was asked. 161 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:41,279 Begged even but I could never make the dates work. 162 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:45,439 Anyway, can you picture me sitting round a pool 163 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:47,479 all day in my Speedos? 164 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:49,039 Oh, I've had enough traumatic images 165 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:50,679 in my head today with the dead body. 166 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:51,999 Do you mind? 167 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,479 There was a time when I happened to look 168 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:55,279 rather striking in a Speedo. 169 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:58,039 Couldn't get away with it now, though, too much danglage. 170 00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:59,959 Alright, okay. 171 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:02,599 I'm going to go and ask Helena 172 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,879 what she knows about the murder weapon. 173 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:06,999 And I'll see what I can find out from the other guests. 174 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,359 But don't be too long with Helena. 175 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:11,119 She really must be suffering terribly. 176 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:20,639 Interesting Chapel. 177 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:28,320 Hm. 178 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:31,120 Very interesting. 179 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:34,719 Hm. 180 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:38,399 Never seen it before in my life. 181 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,879 I'm fairly certain it isn't from the house, 182 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:44,879 though I have just had four rather strong whiskies. 183 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:48,719 Right. Very interesting. 184 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:50,759 Actually not that interesting, dunno why I said that. 185 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:55,519 So you and John Chapel. What's the story there? 186 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:59,079 Oh, brilliant, sensitive John. 187 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,759 Would wake a girl up with a poem and a buttered teacake. 188 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:04,639 You used to "wake up" with John Chapel? 189 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:07,239 Yes, is this relevant? 190 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:10,239 Very. It's essen-- essential background. 191 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:11,959 Oh, right. 192 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:17,119 Johnny used to stay here a lot back in the '80s and, 193 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,679 well, we had a bit of a fling. 194 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:21,079 Nothing serious. 195 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:23,079 He was a wonderful love maker. 196 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:24,999 O, God. God, no... 197 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:29,639 And, then fate intervened. I went on holiday to Marrakech. 198 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:33,039 While I was away, he met the lovely Elin. 199 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,999 They were soul mates from the off. 200 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,399 I came back with a deep tan, 201 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:41,439 a gorgeous rug, and a broken heart. 202 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:43,879 - Aww. -Mm. 203 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:46,239 At least you got a rug. 204 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:47,719 Mm. 205 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,959 And you've stayed in touch all this time? 206 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:53,119 No. He went off grid when Elin died. 207 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:56,039 Poor thing. Wouldn't even pick up the phone. 208 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:58,399 It's only recently he's got back in touch. 209 00:09:58,400 --> 00:09:59,719 Why? 210 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:02,399 There's a young lady in his life. 211 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:05,079 Nothing like that. An acquaintance. 212 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:07,959 But, erm, whatever she's done, 213 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:10,319 he's really back to his old self. 214 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:12,119 Seems to be alive again. 215 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,039 Mm. 216 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:15,879 Did I mention... 217 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:17,599 he was a wonderful love maker? 218 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:19,839 Okay, I think we're done. Yep. 219 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:22,919 Oh, Marvellous. Well, um... 220 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:26,919 I think I might go for a bit of a lie down. 221 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:31,559 Do wake me up if you find the killer. 222 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:38,359 There you go, you did say tea, yeah? 223 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:41,519 Actually I asked for a extra hot latte macchi-- 224 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:43,999 Oh, that might be a challenge. 225 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,119 Izzy's a nice girl but she's slightly useless 226 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:48,479 for a silver service waitress. 227 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,319 So was so spooked earlier, she bolted upstairs 228 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:51,839 to the bathroom when she saw the body. 229 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,599 Now that's interesting. 230 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:56,039 Excuse me. 231 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,799 Oh, yes. Oh, no, just walk away. 232 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,760 I was definitely done talking, so. 233 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:04,399 Don't mind me. 234 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,279 Quite the tricky "murder" 235 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:08,399 we've got going on here, eh? 236 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:09,759 This is a murder. 237 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:11,840 A man is dead. 238 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:16,159 I've tried, Mr. Chapel. 239 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:18,039 I'm Patty Marcus. 240 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:19,319 This is Bill. 241 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:20,799 Charmed. 242 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:23,519 Sorry love, I think that's got sugar in. 243 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:26,119 It's the Margaritas all over again. 244 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,599 The Margaritas? 245 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,959 Anthony asked me to make him a Margarita earlier. 246 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:32,879 He took one sip, said it was disgusting, and he lost it. 247 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:34,399 When was this? 248 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,839 At the welcome drinks when we all arrived. 249 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:38,199 Then he cleared off. 250 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,239 Locked himself in his room all day, 251 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:42,399 even though we'd paid good money to meet him. 252 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,959 -Yeah. - Erm, Dennis Williams. 253 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,839 I can make cocktails. 254 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,439 I worked the bar in Cardiff Infernos. 255 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,039 I made the best Skittle Bombs out of anyone. 256 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,199 Oh, I don't doubt it, Cardiff Infernos, 257 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:55,559 I wouldn't dare cast aspersions on your mixology skills. 258 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:59,159 Aww! Thanks love. 259 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:01,159 Look, I know probably now is a bad time 260 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:03,639 but I just gotta say I am such a huge fan. 261 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,719 I've even watched your masterclass DVD. 262 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:08,239 Really? Well, that's amazing. 263 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,919 Yeah, we found it in grandad's underwear drawer 264 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:11,879 when we were clearing his house out. 265 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:13,999 Belting seeing how hard you work, fair play. 266 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,279 Oh, well, you know, acting, 267 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:19,599 proper acting, can be incredibly taxing. 268 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,839 And nurses think they've got it tough. 269 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,839 Sorry, just pulling your leg. 270 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:27,319 Marvellous sense of humour. 271 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:31,239 It's alright, I'm not immune to a bit of ribbing. 272 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:34,199 You seem like a sharp tack, Dennis. 273 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,959 What's your take on all this? 274 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:38,799 I think it's the curse of "Phoenix." 275 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,039 The curse of "Phoenix"? 276 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:44,719 You have to tell me all about this. 277 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:49,079 Well, there was a girl worked on the show who died years ago. 278 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:52,959 And two actors suffered heart attacks while filming. 279 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:54,439 And now this. 280 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,719 There's no such thing as bloody curses. 281 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:59,359 Anthony wasn't killed by a myth or a legend. 282 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:01,759 It was someone in this house. 283 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:04,919 Now, if you'll excuse me, I need the loo. 284 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:06,999 Prostate the size of a cantaloupe. 285 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,280 Can I borrow Mr. Chapel. 286 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,159 Please, excuse me. 287 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,240 Yeah, alright. 288 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:19,320 How can I help detective? 289 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:22,799 So, what do you make of our guests? 290 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,399 Interesting little bunch, yeah. 291 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:28,799 Well, Dennis, something not quite right there, no, no. 292 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,439 But what is it Chapel, what is it? 293 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:32,479 Performance, artifice, it's not his thing at all, 294 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,839 yet he's here at a murder mystery event? 295 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,839 No, that dog won't hunt, no. 296 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:39,479 - Plus he mocked me. - Ah right, yeah. 297 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,439 He bruised your ego so he must be our killer? 298 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:42,919 Anything actually useful? 299 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,599 Anthony spent all afternoon in his room. 300 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,319 - Have you searched it yet? - Not yet, but I was going to. 301 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:49,799 - Oh, yeah? - Do you want to come? 302 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:53,039 Well, I really ought to go and see Helena. 303 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,479 She's having a lie down. 304 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,079 But you can wake her up in a bit 305 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:59,639 with a poem and a buttered teacake. 306 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:00,759 What? 307 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:02,719 Mmm, come on. 308 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,920 Oh, well. 309 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:16,520 Somebody hand delivered a letter to Anthony. 310 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,720 And, it's missing. 311 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:25,279 Dean! 312 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,879 Yes, thank you. 313 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:30,519 Yeah, I need to bring my car in again. 314 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:34,799 The usual, and there's a burnt hair smell. 315 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:36,999 Oh, and it keeps making this noise. 316 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:41,079 Er, well, sort of like, erm... 317 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:48,080 Thank you. Thanks, thanks. Bye. 318 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,239 It's very interesting. 319 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:56,679 Car sentimentality, usually get it with men. 320 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:58,959 Or parents, but I don't get it with you. 321 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,559 There's nothing to get, I like my car. 322 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:03,679 I like VHS tapes but I don't watch them any more. 323 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,760 It's not as simple as that. 324 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:09,119 My car... it was Sian's. 325 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:11,039 She left it to me so it means a bit more 326 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,120 than a flipping VHS tape. 327 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,600 It was funny, we used to pretend to be you. 328 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:21,039 Driving around, looking for crime. 329 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:24,159 She was a weirdo too, I see? No wonder you were close. 330 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:25,959 Oi! We weren't weird, we were cool. 331 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:27,719 And I don't want to watch all of that 332 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:30,639 just get crushed up in to a little metal cube 333 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,159 so just leave my car alone? 334 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:34,240 Oh, yeah. 335 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:38,679 Very odd mix of magazines. 336 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:42,760 Anthony didn't seem the celeb junk mag type to me. 337 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:46,919 There's nothing here. 338 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,759 Do you think this looks like someone 339 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,519 who was planning on staying for good? 340 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:51,959 Well, it's hard to say. 341 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:54,719 Us actors aren't all about possessions. 342 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,680 Our accumulated baggage is on the inside. 343 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,599 I don't think he was staying. 344 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:03,880 Helena said he signed up to do these events for a year. 345 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,319 If he was going to do a runner, 346 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,679 that would give her a pretty big motive. 347 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,599 Helena? Fratricide? It's preposterous. 348 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,919 Why don't you go and, erm, 349 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:15,719 rouse her from her slumber, see what you can find out? 350 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:19,079 I am here to comfort Helena not interrogate her. 351 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:21,679 Anyway, we should be talking to the son, Owen. 352 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,799 He just came back to see his father who is then murdered? 353 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,919 Seems very coincidental. 354 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,319 Okay, deal. 355 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,919 I'll go talk to him. 356 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:33,080 You go charm the lady of the manor. 357 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:36,919 Erm... 358 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,839 I, uh, I haven't read this weeks, 359 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:43,079 and, um, well, I need to flush out a little suspect of my own. 360 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:51,919 So... 361 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,519 Ibiza? 362 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,719 Sounds nice. 363 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,119 Lots of parties? 364 00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,519 That's what my life used to be like 365 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,119 but not now. 366 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,599 - I run a wellness retreat. - Why Ibiza? 367 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,359 Couldn't you run a wellness retreat here? 368 00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:07,399 Ugh. 369 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,679 Nobody gets well in Powys. 370 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,639 For a start you need vitamin D and sunshine. 371 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:13,999 Do you have to do that now? 372 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,639 Yoga's great for processing grief. 373 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,679 Oh! 374 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,399 So you grew up here? 375 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,359 Oh, do you know sometimes 376 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,119 I wish I just had a more wholesome, 377 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:28,559 humble upbringing like you probably had. 378 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,839 Excuse me? We had Sky. 379 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:32,519 And we went to Crete. 380 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,839 Did anything out of the ordinary happen 381 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,359 running up to the event? 382 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:41,279 No, I don't think so. 383 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,239 Although... 384 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,879 Well, a few days ago, Dad was acting strange. 385 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,239 How? 386 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,919 Kept trying to get rid of everyone. 387 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:51,239 Sent Aunt Hel off to town to get supplies 388 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:54,039 and told me to make myself scarce for the afternoon. 389 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:57,599 But I came back early and he wasn't alone. 390 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,919 He was with a woman. 391 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,719 Ohh! 'Kaaay. 392 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,999 Can you describe this woman? 393 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:07,119 Yeah, um, she was young, dark hair. 394 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,999 A bit like you I suppose. 395 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,839 But elegant and stylish. 396 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,279 Wait. I'm stylish. 397 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:14,360 Have you seen my little crop jackie? 398 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,040 My little croppy jackie. 399 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:25,839 You, up on the roof, bellowing poetry in a hurricane. 400 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,719 We all thought you were mad. 401 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:31,039 No, I think the technical term was steaming, I think it was. 402 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,519 Latvian vodka if I remember correctly, 403 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:36,119 which I probably don't. 404 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,079 Oh, Johnny. 405 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:40,680 I feel awful laughing in all this. 406 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,999 Are you okay, Helena? 407 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,519 Really? 408 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:48,199 I have to be. There is much to be done. 409 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:51,359 And this place doesn't look after itself. 410 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:54,999 Is it not a bit much for you on your own? 411 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,039 Sometimes. 412 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:59,639 It would be nice to have someone else around to help. 413 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:06,359 Owen comes now and then, usually when he's run out of money. 414 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:09,119 Perceptive of him to come to you for money 415 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:10,999 rather than Anthony. 416 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,039 Well they'd had their troubles. 417 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:17,319 And he did rather run off the rails in his youth. 418 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,279 I say that's what being young's for 419 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:23,479 but, uh, Anthony was very hard on him. 420 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,719 Even yesterday they had a row. 421 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,919 - What about? - No idea. 422 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,000 Now that's very odd. 423 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,600 This door's always locked. 424 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,759 That's the third door that's like it, 425 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,679 there are two more upstairs that have been unlocked. 426 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,559 Very strange. 427 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,759 Thank you for being here. 428 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,959 Makes everything that much more bearable. 429 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:52,559 I just want everyone out of this house. 430 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,519 I think the police will be done soon 431 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,079 and everyone will be out of your hair. 432 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,239 Yeah. 433 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,839 That's not happening. 434 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,359 The road's flooded. 435 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:04,759 I'm sorry but you will all have to stay here overnight. 436 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,079 Oh! 437 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,559 Little predictable but I like it. 438 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,640 Izzy, where have you been? 439 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,399 I was just taking the bins out. 440 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,239 In this weather? 441 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:16,320 Is everyone here insane!? 442 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:21,079 I suggest everybody locks themselves in their rooms 443 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:24,000 until the morning when hopefully the road will be clear. 444 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:29,959 I'm certain of two things, Atkins. 445 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,959 One, there is a killer in our midst. 446 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:36,759 And two, they shall presently lament 447 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:40,200 trying to commit a murder under the nose of Charles Caesar. 448 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:43,999 We've had a statement in from the neighbours, sir. 449 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,319 Do you have to watch that now? 450 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,239 It helps me think. 451 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:51,879 It's distracting. 452 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:55,279 It transports me back to my character. 453 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,719 It's conflicting my psyche-- 454 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,399 - Oh, this is a good bit. - Mm. 455 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:01,039 Oh. 456 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,679 Chaudhry! 457 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:04,359 Sorry, I was meant to call you earlier 458 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:05,999 but I've been with the Lewis' all day. 459 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,799 I've got to get team in from Welsh Water 460 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,879 to clear out the drains tomorrow before Dave Lewis, and I quote, 461 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,959 "puts Tom Gibson through the wall." 462 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,439 Aww, that sounds really boring. 463 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,919 Chaudhry.: Are you joking? 464 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,519 They're gonna let me hold the big hose. 465 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,559 I can't wait. 466 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,799 Anyway, I've been looking into Anthony Hart. 467 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,839 You're gonna want to hear this. 468 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:28,159 He was booked on a flight back to LA next week. 469 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,799 So he wasn't sticking around? 470 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,759 No, but also, 471 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:33,559 he filed for bankruptcy in the US. 472 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,640 He was skint. 473 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,559 Okay, bye! 474 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:42,479 Well the bankruptcy explains why Anthony was doing those events. 475 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,599 He needed the money. 476 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,679 That's a very unimaginative conclusion. 477 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:50,519 Oh, for-- Okay, why do you imagine I'm wrong? 478 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:51,999 Because if Anthony needed money 479 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,759 his agent could have got him an advert. 480 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,119 It would have been easier and ultimately less humiliating. 481 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,399 But bankruptcy? We're talking a lot of money. 482 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,039 I bought a boat once from just doing an advert 483 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,319 for Japanese vacuum cleaners. 484 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,319 Mind you it wasn't just for the money. 485 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:07,480 I actually believed in Saku Saku ne Clean. 486 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:13,079 O-kay. Well, while I Youtube that, 487 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,079 why don't we call it a night? 488 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,999 You could, um, 489 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,919 go for a nightcap with Helena. 490 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,559 No, I don't think so. 491 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:25,520 Why? She clearly fancies you. 492 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,079 Don't you like her? 493 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:30,519 Of course I do. 494 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,359 What's stopping you? 495 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:33,919 You're single. 496 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,680 I haven't been a single man since 1986. 497 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:38,959 I have a wife. 498 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,919 You can't keep living in the past. 499 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:44,399 Oh, that's rich coming from someone driving around in hers. 500 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,559 Now just leave it, okay? 501 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:48,640 Okay. Fine. 502 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:31,239 Johnny? 503 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:32,839 Argh! 504 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,159 Helena, I'm so sorry, oh. 505 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,679 - Oh, don't know which is-- -Oh, this-- this is me. 506 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,359 Oh, yeah, right. This is mine. 507 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:41,199 Sorry about that. 508 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:45,439 Ooh, I see you've found your old dressing gown. 509 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,519 - Yeah. - It still fits. 510 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,600 Yeah, it does, yeah. 511 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,200 Brought back some memories. 512 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,240 Fond memories I hope. 513 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,679 Oh, yeah. 514 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:03,119 Well, um... 515 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:08,040 I-- I don't think I'm going to get back to sleep right now. 516 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:13,160 Maybe a nightcap might be a good idea? 517 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:17,760 Maybe. 518 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,719 Yes. 519 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,359 You do that, then, and uh, 520 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:32,439 I'd better not join you, no. 521 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,199 I'll only end up on the roof 522 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,759 shouting poetry again, yeah. 523 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,559 Bit dangerous in this weather, I'd be like a lightning rod. 524 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,879 Pfft. 525 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,599 Have to get my head down, eight hours and all that, 526 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,759 advisable for our age group I believe, 527 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:51,879 I heard it on a podcast. 528 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:55,159 I won't, yes, I won't keep you, night-night. 529 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,399 Sleep tight. Well, I'll-- 530 00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,439 Have a nighty night. 531 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,559 I've slept on it and I think I know 532 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:06,959 who the mystery woman that Owen saw is. 533 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:13,879 What if, right, she is the lover Anthony came back for 534 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,599 but she had a jealous husband, 535 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:20,279 and the husband joined the murder mystery event 536 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,679 to kill his love rival. 537 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,119 Dennis. 538 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:26,239 What Dennis had a glamorous younger wife? 539 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,119 - Mm. - What do they talk about? 540 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:29,839 His enlarged prostate? 541 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,519 No, no, no, no. 542 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,639 Well, I don't see you coming up with any better ideas. 543 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,719 While you were sleeping, my subconscious, 544 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,679 my antennae were busy deducing. 545 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,639 It's obvious who this woman is. 546 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,719 Getting everyone out of the house, the unlocked doors? 547 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,639 It must have been an estate agent. 548 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,439 Anthony was going to sell the house? 549 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,839 Well, it's the only logical reason for him to come back. 550 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,319 He needed money fast, it was his only asset. 551 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:55,159 An estate agent would want to see every room, 552 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:57,519 hence the unlocked doors. 553 00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:00,799 Mm. I'll get Chaudhry to look into it. 554 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:04,919 Okay, if Dennis didn't do it... 555 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,279 how about Owen? 556 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:07,719 He could be our killer. 557 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:10,079 - Why? - Because he's annoying? 558 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,159 And I don't trust him. 559 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:15,199 All his yoga and his yoga gear and his yoga pants-- 560 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,479 Like you have more of an issue with yoga than Owen. 561 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,639 Well, it's just stretching and everybody that does it 562 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,519 thinks they're Gwyneth Paltrow and I'm sick of it! 563 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,839 Plus he smells of biscuits. 564 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,359 - Mm. - He's guilty. 565 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:29,599 If we just knew why he and Anthony argued, 566 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,040 we could prove it. 567 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:37,160 Well, you're not going to find the answer in there. 568 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,839 Actually... 569 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,359 Can't this wait? 570 00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:44,279 I'm kind of busy here because our useless maid 571 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,839 for the weekend just leaves cocktail stuff lying around? 572 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,039 It won't take long. 573 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,039 Ooh, tequila. 574 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,999 I love a tequila slammer. 575 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,679 Yeah, you seem like the sort of person who would. 576 00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:00,399 Right, we need to talk now. 577 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,480 About this. 578 00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,959 "Love Island Star's Hideaway Regret"? 579 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,359 - Oh, uh... - Well, now, uh... 580 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,279 Just, yeah... 581 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,079 "London Party Animals." 582 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:18,319 That would be you rolling out of a cab in the Soho? 583 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,679 That's why you and Anthony argued. 584 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,079 There is no wellness retreat. 585 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,479 You've been living in London, 586 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,599 partying on daddy's money. 587 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,839 He found out and summoned you home. 588 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:30,159 You had to make it look like you were living in Ibiza. 589 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,879 Hence the fake tan. 590 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,799 Looks the part but as anyone whose mam 591 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,439 loves a fake tan as much as mine knows, 592 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:38,559 it smells like biscuits. 593 00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,640 The nose doesn't lie. 594 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,839 Fine. Yeah. 595 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,839 Dad called me and told me to "Come home at once!" 596 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:51,879 And, well, you know, you don't ignore the big chief. 597 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,679 And Anthony showed you the magazine? 598 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:56,439 Mm. He said it was the final straw. 599 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:57,919 No more money. 600 00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,279 - Pretty big motive for murder. - Mm. 601 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,959 Okay, now wait a minute. 602 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,759 Okay, he was always threatening to cut me off all the time. 603 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,559 Plus, I could just borrow from Aunt Hel. 604 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:10,879 Or bump him off and inherit everything? 605 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:14,479 No. I-I-I wouldn't. I-I couldn't do it. 606 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,399 You know, most of the zen stuff's an act 607 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,919 but deep down I'm actually a really peaceful guy. 608 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:22,759 Hugs not drugs. Though I do really love drugs. 609 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:26,319 Look if anyone wanted to hurt dad it was that old guy. 610 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,559 He threatened him. 611 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,559 You threatened to punch Anthony. 612 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,159 Was it you that gave him the black eye? 613 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:33,479 No. 614 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:34,959 We had words, that's all. 615 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,839 I was standing up for the girl. The maid. 616 00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:39,799 Izzy? Yeah. 617 00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,399 He had a pop at her about his Margarita being too sweet 618 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,399 so I told him to pick on someone his own size. 619 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:49,119 Oh. 620 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:53,439 Chaudhry. Yeah. I've got to take this, sorry. 621 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,759 Chaudhry? What did you get? 622 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:58,559 Hopefully we can all go home soon. 623 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,199 Not soon enough as far as I'm concerned. 624 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,479 See, this is what I can't understand about you, Dennis. 625 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,559 Everyone else, I get why they're here. 626 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,600 They enjoy all this, the artifice. 627 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,239 So do I. 628 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,559 "Nurses think they've got it tough"? 629 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:19,279 Oh, no, you've no time for dressing up, make believe. 630 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,239 You're a practical man. 631 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:25,600 So why have you spent a small fortune to be here? 632 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,759 You're right. 633 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,840 I'm not like the others. 634 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,640 Oddballs. 635 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:39,439 I think a lot of TV crime stuff's just nonsense. 636 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,319 Agreed. 637 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,959 It's actually what made "Caesar" so remarkable. 638 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:47,319 But this isn't about "Caesar," sorry, carry on. 639 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,439 I am a sucker for "Phoenix." 640 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,959 Really? I found it to be formulaic. 641 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:53,679 But it's all about the taste of course. 642 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,079 But, please, carry on. 643 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,039 My daughter was a huge fan. 644 00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,559 We'd watch it together every week without fail. 645 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:02,639 What happened to your daughter, Dennis? 646 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:06,119 She moved to Canada years ago. 647 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:07,759 I don't see her anymore. 648 00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:09,679 It's only Canada. 649 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,999 Flights are cheaper than coming here. 650 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,039 It's not that simple. 651 00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:16,919 We fell out. 652 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,000 Things can't go back to how they were. 653 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,279 No. They never can. 654 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:25,239 That's why I came here really. 655 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,639 Daft old sod. 656 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,519 I saw it advertised and thought 657 00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:32,839 it might feel like me and her were still together somehow. 658 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:34,319 I didn't want to admit it, 659 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:38,719 because, well, it makes me sound bonkers. 660 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:40,800 You're not bonkers, Dennis. 661 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,400 Well maybe you are but, er... 662 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,439 ...we're all a bit bonkers, aren't we? 663 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,639 Ah, yes. 664 00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,279 Okay, I will need you to come in 665 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,159 and make an official statement. 666 00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,919 Yes, Bye, love you. 667 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,400 Oh, dunno why I said that. Argh, hang up. 668 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,399 That was our estate agent. 669 00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:05,999 My estate agent. 670 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,199 You thought it was Dennis' younger wife, remember? 671 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,959 Potato tomato. 672 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,719 She did meet with Anthony to put the house on the market. 673 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,559 She called back to confirm some details a few days ago 674 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,919 but said the call was answered by Anthony's sister. 675 00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:19,999 - No. - Yes. 676 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,959 Helena said they were still considering it 677 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:26,039 and hadn't confirmed 100% whether they'd be selling. 678 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:29,479 No, no, no, Helena would never sell the house. 679 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,560 Which puts Helena in the frame. 680 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,439 There was a phone call from some woman 681 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,439 but I was rushed off my feet. 682 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:40,639 I just said what I thought would get her off the line. 683 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,839 Oh, oh! Ow! 684 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:47,799 I must have, uh, I must have got a shock from the light switch. 685 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,639 You didn't confront Anthony? 686 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,959 I didn't think it was serious. 687 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,399 Weird. 688 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,239 Didn't hurt me, 689 00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,239 but then I didn't heart my hand attacking Anthony! 690 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,279 God, I am good. Admit it. 691 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,360 Maybe not the time but very good, yes. 692 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,080 Is it true Helena? 693 00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,719 The selfishness. 694 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,479 typical Anthony. 695 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,839 He was trying to sell my home. 696 00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:18,519 You couldn't let that happen, so you didn't. 697 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,279 - You stopped him. -No, no, no. 698 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:23,919 We argued, I was furious, and I hit him, but that was all. 699 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,079 I needed him to make these events a success. 700 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,879 I'd spent months putting everything in place. 701 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,960 Not strictly true. Not everything. 702 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,719 Think Chapel, yes. 703 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,919 The name cards were in the wrong place. 704 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,759 But I triple checked all the place settings 705 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:43,479 myself yesterday morning. 706 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:45,319 It was definitely in the wrong place. See? 707 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:47,719 Well, that's even stranger. 708 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:50,879 The name's wrong. There was no Lorna Maddison. 709 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,399 Patty was supposed to be a different name. 710 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,279 Mary Murphy O'Toole. 711 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,039 I came up with all the names myself 712 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,319 and I was particularly pleased with that one. 713 00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,319 Very Irish. 714 00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,400 It's been tampered with. 715 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,639 So who is Lorna Maddison? 716 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,919 Lorna Maddison, worked as a production assistant 717 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,679 on the TV show "Phoenix." 718 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,959 - Where is she now? -Dead. 719 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:16,519 Died in a car crash in 2007 whilst working on the show. 720 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:19,719 According to the inquest, she fell asleep at the wheel. 721 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:21,399 She was driving from set to London 722 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,199 after a 15-hour working day 723 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,599 to go pick up Anthony Hart's mail from his house. 724 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:29,199 All that to pick up some mail? What an arse. 725 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,839 Left behind a husband and a 6-month-old daughter. 726 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,479 - Aww. - Also, we've had an update 727 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:35,919 from Baxter on the toxicology. 728 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:37,359 Said she's rushed the results through 729 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:38,999 so you owe her a Pizza Express. 730 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,319 Every time. What else did she say? 731 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:44,319 Well, the cause of death is still a letter opener, 732 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:47,319 but Anthony had traces of ethylene glycol in his system. 733 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:48,879 Somebody had tried to poison him. 734 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,799 How much did everyone hate this guy?! 735 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:52,239 Ethylene glycol? 736 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:53,719 Found in brake fluid. 737 00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:55,999 Not enough to kill him. 738 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,399 Apparently, it's quite easy to hide. 739 00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:58,999 It tastes quite sweet. 740 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,599 Thanks Chaudhry. 741 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,119 Well, that explains why Anthony thought 742 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,879 there was too much sugar syrup in his Margarita 743 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:05,919 Hm. 744 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,079 And it does rather... 745 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,519 implicate Izzy in his death. 746 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:11,999 But why would she do it? 747 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,999 I don't know. 748 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,919 The only motives I can see come from the family 749 00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,880 and Izzy is not family. 750 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,960 She might be. 751 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,559 Yeah, of course. 752 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,359 The name card, 753 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,879 the letter opener, Lorna Maddison. 754 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,079 It all comes back to her. 755 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,400 Somebody wanted revenge for what happened. 756 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:37,559 - Who? -Lorna's daughter. 757 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:40,079 The 6-month-old baby girl. 758 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,799 - She'd be about 18 now. - It's possible. 759 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,959 She clearly lied to get the job working here. 760 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,759 Silver service waitresses don't tend to come straight 761 00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,599 from Cardiff Inferno's. 762 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,079 But why go to all this bother? 763 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,719 Why not just bump him off in the street? 764 00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:54,639 She didn't want to just kill him. 765 00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,399 She wanted him to know why. 766 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,519 She wanted him to be scared. 767 00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:01,199 That's why she posted the letter under his door. 768 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,479 - It was a threat. - Where's the letter? 769 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,679 She took it from Anthony's room. 770 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:06,959 Think about it, 771 00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,879 Izzy's reaction to seeing the body 772 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,879 was to run upstairs to the bathroom. 773 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,479 Why? There's a toilet by the kitchen. 774 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,239 She couldn't risk you finding it in the house. 775 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:18,839 Didn't it seem strange 776 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,759 that she went to take out the bins during a storm? 777 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:22,679 You'd wait until later wouldn't you? 778 00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:26,839 unless you had to get rid of something urgently. 779 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:28,839 Why would I kill him? It makes no sense. 780 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:30,679 A lot of things make no sense. 781 00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,559 Like why you lied your way to a waitressing job. 782 00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,559 You did it to get close to Anthony, didn't you? 783 00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,079 - No. - Yes. 784 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:37,519 You tried to poison him, 785 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:38,799 and when that didn't work, you stabbed him. 786 00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,119 No. Why would I? 787 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,200 Because he killed your mother. 788 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,519 Mam's dead? 789 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,639 I spoke to her this morning. 790 00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:49,599 You're not Lorna Maddison's daughter? 791 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,399 No. My mam's called Trish. 792 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,079 Are you sure? 793 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,559 What, that she's alive or that she's called Trish? 794 00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:58,599 I mean, I'm pretty sure on both but I could ring her and check. 795 00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:01,719 Ah! Damn! 796 00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:04,439 Ugh! I was really hoping your mam was dead! 797 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:05,799 Not in that way. 798 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,439 But something about you doesn't add up 799 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:08,999 so you better tell me why you're really here now 800 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,439 or I am taking you down the station. 801 00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,359 Now let's start with why you put a letter 802 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,440 underneath Anthony's door. 803 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,719 It wasn't a letter. 804 00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:18,759 It was a headshot. She's an actress. 805 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,319 She lied her way here to get closer to Anthony, 806 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,439 thought it would help her career. 807 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,759 Same as she thought you would. 808 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:26,119 Ah, that's why she was keen 809 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,919 to talk about my process. 810 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,599 That's a relief, 811 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,039 I did worry she was flirting. 812 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:34,479 With you? Ego much? 813 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,199 As if she wants to see you in your speedos 814 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:37,879 with all your danglage. 815 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,959 It does take us back to square one though. 816 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,119 I was sure she was the daughter. 817 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:45,959 It did feel right. 818 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:47,839 Emotionally. 819 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,839 An obsessive, needing revenge for the loss. 820 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:52,039 Righting the past. 821 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,120 Ah, Chapel. 822 00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:58,559 Chapel... 823 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,640 Yes! 824 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:05,079 Oh, you-- you fool. It's obvious. 825 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:10,359 It wasn't the daughter, but it was the daughter. 826 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:13,560 Just once, please, make sense. 827 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,279 The road has been cleared now so you're all free to go... 828 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,399 - Oh. - ... once we've sorted out 829 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:24,559 the little matter of who killed Anthony. 830 00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,479 Now, this murder, 831 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,919 is at its heart, 832 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,559 about a woman called Lorna Maddison. 833 00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:37,639 A young woman who died because of Anthony Hart 834 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:41,319 18 years ago, driving to collect his post. 835 00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:44,559 Hence the letter opener. 836 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,639 I really like the word "hence," I should use it more often. 837 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,799 The letter opener, was significant. 838 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,839 Symbolic. 839 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,479 Wasn't it, Dennis? 840 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,999 No way! 841 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,919 You were the big inconsistency from the start. 842 00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:05,679 The "huge fan" of Phoenix who wasn't interested in the show. 843 00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:09,239 I told you, I liked it because me and my daughter were into it. 844 00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:11,319 Your daughter. Yes. 845 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,279 You were telling the truth there. 846 00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,879 I could tell how much you miss her. 847 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,679 But there had been no falling out between you. 848 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:23,799 You'd do anything to see your daughter again... 849 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,759 but you can't. 850 00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,840 Because Lorna is dead. 851 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,239 The only genuine emotion you showed 852 00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:33,239 was when you saw Anthony shouting at Izzy. 853 00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:35,399 Seeing him push around a young woman, 854 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,919 the way he'd pushed your daughter around. 855 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:39,879 Do you deny Dennis? 856 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,399 That man. 857 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,999 Maybe he wasn't in the car... 858 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,919 but he killed my girl. 859 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:53,879 Every time I saw his smug face on the telly, 860 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,159 this thing grew inside me. 861 00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,079 I knew I'd have to finish him off one day. 862 00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:00,159 Just had to find out how to get to him. 863 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,159 You famous people are really cagey 864 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,119 about your whereabouts and that. 865 00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:06,479 Oh, I mean, quite wisely in your case. 866 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:09,999 Then I saw an ad for this, couldn't believe my luck. 867 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,680 First thing I thought of was the letter opener. 868 00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,319 Seemed fitting. 869 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,359 "Here's your mail." 870 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:22,519 I'd snuck off and changed the place cards earlier. 871 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:24,799 Said I needed the loo. 872 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:28,120 In actual fact I've got the prostate of a 25 year old. 873 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,279 Then I came down before lunch. 874 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,959 Asked for an autograph for my little girl. 875 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:37,199 He asked me her name. I told him. 876 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,839 Lorna Maddison. 877 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,160 They were the last words he heard. 878 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,600 You killed my dad? 879 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,040 Saved you the job in the end. 880 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,599 What? 881 00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,799 You'd already started your plan to kill your dad. 882 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:04,079 Poisoning him with brake fluid in the margarita. 883 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,159 I told you I know how to make cocktails! 884 00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:07,759 Owen wouldn't murder his father. 885 00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:09,639 He had to. 886 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,559 Anthony had threatened to cut him off. 887 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,319 Good work, detective. I completely missed that. 888 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,679 This is absurd. There's no evidence. 889 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:20,040 The tequila bottle. Empty but there'll be traces. 890 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,599 Yeah, okay. 891 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,159 You got me. That's very good. 892 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:29,799 Hm. Yeah. 893 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,919 When I saw him at the table, the tears were real. 894 00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:33,679 I was so relieved. 895 00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:35,239 Thank you, Dennis. 896 00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:36,719 Thanks to you, 897 00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:39,799 I walk free and inherit everything, eh? 898 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,919 Yeah, no. 899 00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:43,319 You're still going to be arrested. 900 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,599 It's still attempted murder. 901 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,319 What!? 902 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,799 No. 903 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,679 Please, no. Uh, erm, it was a joke. 904 00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:53,799 Uh, doesn't grief do that to some people. 905 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,759 Gallows humour. No? 906 00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:58,479 Oh, Come on, it wasn't even enough poison to kill him. 907 00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,839 It would've taken me weeks. 908 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,599 A good lawyer will get me off. 909 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:05,439 And how are you going to afford a good lawyer? 910 00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,639 Erm-- Ooh! Aunt Hel! Maybe, you could-- 911 00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:09,159 You little shit. 912 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:11,799 You'll never receive a penny from me again. 913 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,599 That'll be your ride, boys. 914 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,999 We can come to an arrangement? Me and you? 915 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,919 A mutual arrangement, backs get scratched? 916 00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:24,999 A bribe, there I can't be any clearer. 917 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,519 Watch the shirt. 918 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:27,919 There you go Chaudhry, 919 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,119 didn't miss out on all the excitement 920 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,279 with your dead sheep? 921 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:31,639 Didn't you hear? 922 00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:32,919 It wasn't a sheep carcass at all. 923 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,399 It was a humans. 924 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:35,879 What? 925 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:37,599 It'd been in the drain for years. 926 00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,239 Clarke wants us on it straight away. 927 00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:41,079 I'll see you back at the station, alright. 928 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,799 Alright. 929 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:47,159 I need to head straight down to the station. 930 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,519 What, in your car? 931 00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:49,999 You going to make it? 932 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,519 Oh, hope so, 933 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:53,599 but maybe you are right. 934 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:56,239 Maybe I do need to start thinking about, 935 00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:59,159 maybe, thinking about... 936 00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:00,919 letting it go. 937 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,959 Well you don't want to be stuck in the past, like Dennis. 938 00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:06,399 Be sure to give us a good review on Tripadvisor. 939 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,319 -Oh, that's for sure. - It was so great. 940 00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:09,559 Thanks. 941 00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:12,399 Johnny? You're not going? 942 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,439 Yeah, I have to get back. 943 00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:20,279 Uh, Helena, um, if you're not, uh, preoccupied 944 00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:22,119 in doing-- You know, with the, uh... 945 00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:24,679 Are you trying to ask me out? 946 00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:27,039 I think I am, yeah. 947 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:28,919 Dinner? 948 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,359 Talk about old times, 949 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,119 maybe make some new times. 950 00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:35,399 Yes, I'd- 951 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,159 I'd love that. 952 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:42,119 Right, excellent, great, lovely. 953 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,759 Oh, Johnny Chapel, you've got me all flustered. 954 00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:51,559 I can't believe the vicar did it. 955 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,719 We'll be booking again for next year. 956 00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:55,999 Oh! Before you go, John Chapel. 957 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,559 Can I get one more photo of the super sleuths together, huh? 958 00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:02,319 One more? You've been taking photos this whole time? 959 00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:03,839 Yeah. 960 00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:07,039 Please tell me you've not sent them to anyone? 961 00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:09,039 - Well, just our kids. - The kids. 962 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:11,039 You got quite the response on social media. 963 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,999 - Oh! - Oh, God. 964 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,999 No, no, no. Delete. 965 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,399 - Delete, delete them all. - Delete? 966 00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:17,999 - Delete them all. - Oh, al-alright. 967 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,319 - Delete them all, uh... - What's the matter, honey? 968 00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:20,639 I'm so fired. 969 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,199 Ohhhh! 970 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,359 We're in the paper. 971 00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:24,879 "Washed up actor"? 972 00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,239 Oh, well, this won't do. 973 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:31,639 Oh, Clarke's calling me. 974 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:34,319 I'm dead. I'm dead. 975 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,400 H-h-hi!